Wes Johnson: Song - 'I Killed Santa'. Listen to Don't Shoot Me Santa (In the Style of the Killers) Karaoke Instrumental Version on Spotify. ProSound Karaoke Band Song 2014.
For the kid who just doesn't think 'Jingle Bells, Batman Smells' is violent enough, there's also this, which took my Iowa school by storm in 1990:
I Shot Santa Claus Song
Jingle bells, shotgun shells,
Santa Claus is dead
Rudolph took a 44
and shot him in the head
Barbie doll, Barbie Doll
tried to save his life
GI Joe, GI Joe
stabbed him (or her) with a knife
HUH! Results title wi. Johnny z casino hotel.
I Shot Santa Claus Song
For the kid who just doesn't think 'Jingle Bells, Batman Smells' is violent enough, there's also this, which took my Iowa school by storm in 1990:
I Shot Santa Claus Song
Jingle bells, shotgun shells,
Santa Claus is dead
Rudolph took a 44
and shot him in the head
Barbie doll, Barbie Doll
tried to save his life
GI Joe, GI Joe
stabbed him (or her) with a knife
HUH! Results title wi. Johnny z casino hotel.
I Shot Santa Claus Song
(I don't really know how to spell the grunt we threw in at the end). Probabaly goes back to at least the 1960s, but Barbie Doll and GI Joe wouldn't have shown up before then. I would imagine variations on it go to the 50s, at least, though. What did YOU used to sing?
